jamesfactscalvin:

why is their no AU of Tom Hiddleston playing all of the Avengers? that’d be the funniest shit ever?

also, i just noticed, the crotch region on the costume doesn’t fit Tom

(Source: tomhazeldine)

officialswornin:

I haven’t laughed so hard in a rlly long time

officialswornin:

I haven’t laughed so hard in a rlly long time

(Source: pukingdads, via jamesfactscalvin)

omegaling:

I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

omegaling:

I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

(via swag-kura)

"You may act like a prick, but you really like me, don’t you?"
"Keep talking and I will kill you."
"Aw, don’t get shy on me…"

(Source: ascacious, via chomei)

swag-kura:

magsley:

Translated these adorable and hilarious minicomics I found and saved a long time ago! I don’t have the source, but its from Pixiv I believe.

Enjoy!

(*´▽`*)

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via xtcetera)

theseductivemexican:

akapale:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

straight guys in gay porn like “ive never had a dick in me before”

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I AM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD

HAHAHA

(Source: versaceslut, via naruto-uzumagay)

She was my first grandchild, so I spoiled her rotten!
In the end, she even picked up my gambling habit…

(Source: laetia, via shisuiswifey)

hatemarriied:

oh man ok apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing

(via raindrops--and--kisses)

yomi-gaeru:

Information:here
Official website:HERE

yomi-gaeru:

Information:here

Official website:HERE

(via shisuiswifey)

lubricates:

lubricates:

what if u could pee on your crush to mark your territory

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I TAKE IT BACK IM SORRY

(via orphanedemonchildinasuitcase)

dontputupafightmonaco:

icantbelieveitsnotwinchester:

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?



if only the titanic did that

too soon

100 YEARS AGO

dontputupafightmonaco:

icantbelieveitsnotwinchester:

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?

image

if only the titanic did that

too soon

100 YEARS AGO

(via orphanedemonchildinasuitcase)

xyle:

ideal body type: comfortably chubby and strong enough to lift an ox

You mean Choji?

(via chomei)